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theapatheticstag:

When a gay porn blog adds one of their trademark repugnant stories about you being a fag who only exists to serve men with your throat

I just got a cat! His name is Wyoming

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Anonymous:

Ok then. Happy birthday, hope your sex life becomes drier than the hottest grain of sand in the Sahara desert in the middle of summer

Omg it’s not! My birthday is next week :(

Anonymous:

Happy birthday, I hope you got ur ass ate!

Nah